wake up, rod

Bendi - sorry if this is a little macabre / random / whatever. The Bendi's I found were really dissonant, and I ran with it. I love you wolf-brother. Three ways of looking at a Bendi i. Amateur Psychology After jerking off in the office bathroom and quickly taking two swigs of non-dairy creamer, Bendi sits at his cube, pulls out the DSM, and quietly diagnoses his co-workers. He wears his too small specs on the tip of his nose, is live- updating twitter mid-diagnosis to obtain a differential from the scientific community. His LinkedIn is immaculate, paced, diversified – a paragon of perfection, the Platonic form of professional networking. After work, at Applebee’s with Kathy and her rustic sweaters, he speaks grandly of her co-dependent behavior, gesticulating expansively with his iPhone. ii. “(Are all these alliterative B’s for real?)” “Delicately nuanced” is what they say about you, said about you, what they wrote on your tombstone, our plots facing each other. ...

Jon created this tag when he found Alesia's ancient love poem on the internet randomly. I say we run with it. Write a poem concerned with (in any way) something you found while internet stalking another Rod member. Due date: (I'm not making one, you're not going to pay attention to it anyway. Neither am I.) Also, I'm thinking maybe we should do away with the assignment posting order. At best it seems that we do the assignments we want to do anyway and maybe if we have more assignments floating around there will be a larger pool of prompts. You could argue that... I'm rambling, or about to ramble. Long story short: Kate please feel free to post an assignment on top of this on. I love you all and you are in my hearts. -B.

http://www.voicesnet.com/loveromancepoems/poempoetry60187.htm if so, rawr you romance poet