Jp on Bendi's The Internet Knows More About Us Than We Do assignment
Bendi - sorry if this is a little macabre / random / whatever. The Bendi's I found were really dissonant, and I ran with it. I love you wolf-brother. Three ways of looking at a Bendi i. Amateur Psychology After jerking off in the office bathroom and quickly taking two swigs of non-dairy creamer, Bendi sits at his cube, pulls out the DSM, and quietly diagnoses his co-workers. He wears his too small specs on the tip of his nose, is live- updating twitter mid-diagnosis to obtain a differential from the scientific community. His LinkedIn is immaculate, paced, diversified – a paragon of perfection, the Platonic form of professional networking. After work, at Applebee’s with Kathy and her rustic sweaters, he speaks grandly of her co-dependent behavior, gesticulating expansively with his iPhone. ii. “(Are all these alliterative B’s for real?)” “Delicately nuanced” is what they say about you, said about you, what they wrote on your tombstone, our plots facing each other. ...